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CLUMPS
O'HARE
Coming from Ireland at the age of 14, he
was one of the survivors of the Titanic (1912).
He got over that. But then came W.W.I (1917). And
he got over that. But then came the "Great
Depression" (1929). He almost got over that.
But then came W.W.II (1941). Some say he got over
that. But then came the Korean War (1950), the
Vietnam War (1960), the Polyester/Disco War
(1970), the "I, Me, Mine" War (1980)
and the computer Glutz War (1990). And, well, at
102 years old, who can blame him for his bad
disposition? He's just waiting, anticipating the
next bad "Bad Thing" that's going to
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SPIKES
O'HARE
He
came from a small, small rural town in Ireland.
So upon his arrival in New York City, you can
imagine what happened. Yep... "Culture
Shock." It scared the living daylights out
of him, which accounts for his, uh... unique
hairdo. Frightened for life physically, but his
eternal optimism brought him through. (The
future's so bright... I've got to wear shades.)
He'll try anything to stay here, (and usually
does.) Anything to be a part of the "Big
American Dream," (whatever that is). Ladies
& Gentlemen: SPIKES O'HARE. |
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