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NOTE FROM CHRIS: Our newest shirt, celebrating 600 SUPEROSITY strips, is now available! It hasn't been marked up a cent, so it's only $11.99. LOW PRICE, BIG VALUE!
SUPEROSITY #600
Ash
Grey T-Shirt
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100%
cotton, Ash Grey Hanes® Beefy-T™
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Ash
Grey Sweatshirt
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Hanes®
Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester sweatshirt |
Baby
Doll T-Shirt
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Anvil®
100% cotton women's T-shirts |
EVERYBODY LOVES PIE... AND I AM NO EXCEPTION
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"Everybody Loves Pie... and I Am No Exception!" Ash
Grey T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, Ash Grey Hanes® Beefy-T™
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"Everybody Loves Pie... and I Am No Exception!" Ash
Grey Sweatshirt: Hanes®
Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester sweatshirt |
PUNK TURTLE
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"Punk Turtle" Ash
Grey T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, Ash Grey Hanes® Beefy-T™
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"Punk Turtle" Ash
Grey Sweatshirt: Hanes®
Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester sweatshirt |
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"Punk Turtle" Women's Babydoll Shirt: Anvil®
100% cotton women's T-shirts |
WWH-MD: WHAT WOULD HE-MAN DO?
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"WWH-MD?: What Would He-Man Do?" T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™
! |
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For
children of the 1980s, this question is
frequently used to call on the wisdom and ideals of our TV lord and
savior: "What Would He-Man Do?" |
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"WWH-MD?: What Would He-Man Do?" Ash Grey T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, Ash Grey Hanes® Beefy-T™
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"WWH-MD?: What Would He-Man Do?" Ash Grey Sweatshirt: Hanes®
Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester sweatshirt |
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"WWH-MD?: What Would He-Man Do?" Mousepad: Standard
sized, premium cloth covered mousepads |
Other Items
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NEW! "Giz and Mask: Cats vs. Dogs" T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™
! |
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This shirt explores the
age-old debate: "Which pet is better,
cats or dogs?", with Giz the dog and
Mask the cat as your guides. |
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NEW! "Make 7... Screw You, Asshole" T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™
! |
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Your
friends will think this is a normal, boring "MAKE 7 UP
YOURS" shirt when they first see you, but when
they look at the back and see "SCREW YOU
ASSHOLE" with a small double image of Bobby below it, their head will likely
explode! And they'll be fairly happy, because they died surprised! Buy this shirt ONLY if you are very cool, or if you want to be seen as cool because you're wearing this shirt. |
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NEW! "Beware the Fusco" T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™
! |
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Show
your love/hate for Pauly Fusco, the insane creator of ALF, with this shirt! He forces his own cream sandwiches on people and can make giant cocoons with his body! It's your duty to make his existance to the world known! BEWARE THE FUSCO! |
Old T-Shirts
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"The Superosity Gang" T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™
! |
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Almost
every character who has been in SUPEROSITY so
far on one cool-ass shirt! How could you NOT
order this? (Don't answer that.) |
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"Slambo Asscrap" T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™
! |
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"Parkemon" T-Shirt: 100%
cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's™
! |
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Buy this or Pikartman will slit your throat while you sleep. |
Mugs
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"Snap: Silent Brooding" and "The Superosity Gang" Mugs: 11
and 15 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee
mugs. |
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"Slambo Asscrap" Mugs: 11
and 15 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee
mugs. |
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"Parkemon" Mugs: 11
and 15 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee
mugs. |
Mouse
Pads
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"The Superosity Gang" Mousepad: Standard
sized, premium cloth covered mousepads |
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Forget
that bland, boring LAST ACTION HERO mousepad.
Treat your mouse right with the SUPEROSITY
mousepad! Features almost every character who
has appeared in SUPEROSITY so far. |
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"Slambo Asscrap" Mousepad: Standard
sized, premium cloth covered mousepads |
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"Hello,
my name is Slambo, and this is my
mousepad." A parody of the MAN ON THE
MOON poster starring Bobby's Andy
Kaufman-inspired alter ego, SLAMBO ASSCRAP
(from the storyline "Goofin' on
Andy"). |
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"Parkemon" Mousepad: Standard
sized, premium cloth covered mousepads |
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The
gang's all here to protect your mouse from
the evil Team Kenny! (Oh, and Team Kenny's
here, too. Oops.) |
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