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NOTE FROM CHRIS: Our newest shirt, celebrating 600 SUPEROSITY strips, is now available! It hasn't been marked up a cent, so it's only $11.99. LOW PRICE, BIG VALUE!

 SUPEROSITY #600

Ash Grey T-Shirt

  100% cotton, Ash Grey Hanes Beefy-T
 
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Ash Grey Sweatshirt

  Hanes Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester sweatshirt
 
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Baby Doll T-Shirt

  Anvil 100% cotton women's T-shirts
 
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 EVERYBODY LOVES PIE... AND I AM NO EXCEPTION

  "Everybody Loves Pie... and I Am No Exception!" Ash Grey T-Shirt: 100% cotton, Ash Grey Hanes Beefy-T
 
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  "Everybody Loves Pie... and I Am No Exception!" Ash Grey Sweatshirt: Hanes Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester sweatshirt
 
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 PUNK TURTLE

  "Punk Turtle" Ash Grey T-Shirt: 100% cotton, Ash Grey Hanes Beefy-T
 
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  "Punk Turtle" Ash Grey Sweatshirt: Hanes Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester sweatshirt
 
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  "Punk Turtle" Women's Babydoll Shirt: Anvil 100% cotton women's T-shirts
 
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 WWH-MD: WHAT WOULD HE-MAN DO?

  "WWH-MD?: What Would He-Man Do?" T-Shirt: 100% cotton, white Hanes Beefy-T's!
 
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  For children of the 1980s, this question is frequently used to call on the wisdom and ideals of our TV lord and savior: "What Would He-Man Do?"
  "WWH-MD?: What Would He-Man Do?" Ash Grey T-Shirt: 100% cotton, Ash Grey Hanes Beefy-T
 
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  "WWH-MD?: What Would He-Man Do?" Ash Grey Sweatshirt: Hanes Heavyweight 50/50 cotton/polyester sweatshirt
 
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  "WWH-MD?: What Would He-Man Do?" Mousepad: Standard sized, premium cloth covered mousepads
 

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 Other Items

  NEW! "Giz and Mask: Cats vs. Dogs" T-Shirt: 100% cotton, white Hanes Beefy-T's!
 
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  This shirt explores the age-old debate: "Which pet is better, cats or dogs?", with Giz the dog and Mask the cat as your guides.

  NEW! "Make 7... Screw You, Asshole" T-Shirt: 100% cotton, white Hanes Beefy-T's!
 
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  Your friends will think this is a normal, boring "MAKE 7 UP YOURS" shirt when they first see you, but when they look at the back and see "SCREW YOU ASSHOLE" with a small double image of Bobby below it, their head will likely explode! And they'll be fairly happy, because they died surprised! Buy this shirt ONLY if you are very cool, or if you want to be seen as cool because you're wearing this shirt.

  NEW! "Beware the Fusco" T-Shirt: 100% cotton, white Hanes Beefy-T's!
 
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  Show your love/hate for Pauly Fusco, the insane creator of ALF, with this shirt! He forces his own cream sandwiches on people and can make giant cocoons with his body! It's your duty to make his existance to the world known! BEWARE THE FUSCO!

Old T-Shirts

  "The Superosity Gang" T-Shirt: 100% cotton, white Hanes Beefy-T's!
 
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  Almost every character who has been in SUPEROSITY so far on one cool-ass shirt! How could you NOT order this? (Don't answer that.)

  "Slambo Asscrap" T-Shirt: 100% cotton, white Hanes Beefy-T's!
 
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  "Parkemon" T-Shirt: 100% cotton, white Hanes Beefy-T's!
 
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  Buy this or Pikartman will slit your throat while you sleep.

Mugs

  "Snap: Silent Brooding" and "The Superosity Gang" Mugs: 11 and 15 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee mugs.
 
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  "Silent brooding and hot cocoa don't go together as well as I had hoped." 11 oz. mug showcasing the fan-favorite one-shot strip starring Snap.   The gang's all here and all wacky on this big-ass 15 oz. mug. You can even annoyingly sip your drink in this mug, and we won't mind!

  "Slambo Asscrap" Mugs: 11 and 15 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee mugs.
 
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  "Hello, my name is Slambo, and this is my mug." A parody of the MAN ON THE MOON poster starring Bobby's Andy Kaufman-inspired alter ego, SLAMBO ASSCRAP (from the storyline "Goofin' on Andy").   "Hello, my name is Slambo, and this is my 15 oz. mug." A parody of the MAN ON THE MOON poster starring Bobby's Andy Kaufman-inspired alter ego, SLAMBO ASSCRAP.

  "Parkemon" Mugs: 11 and 15 ounce, dishwasher safe ceramic coffee mugs.
 
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  Little PIKARTMAN screams "I WANT JIGGLY POOFS!"   The PARKEMON gang!

Mouse Pads

  "The Superosity Gang" Mousepad: Standard sized, premium cloth covered mousepads
 

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  Forget that bland, boring LAST ACTION HERO mousepad. Treat your mouse right with the SUPEROSITY mousepad! Features almost every character who has appeared in SUPEROSITY so far.

  "Slambo Asscrap" Mousepad: Standard sized, premium cloth covered mousepads
 

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  "Hello, my name is Slambo, and this is my mousepad." A parody of the MAN ON THE MOON poster starring Bobby's Andy Kaufman-inspired alter ego, SLAMBO ASSCRAP (from the storyline "Goofin' on Andy").
  "Parkemon" Mousepad: Standard sized, premium cloth covered mousepads
 

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  The gang's all here to protect your mouse from the evil Team Kenny! (Oh, and Team Kenny's here, too. Oops.)

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