CHRIS: Barton, are you my best friend? BARTON: Me? The only reason I even hang around here is because you pay half the rent. CHRIS: But you don't live here. You live in the apartment down the hall from here. BARTON: Oh, yeah. I hang around you because you're independently wealthy, you don't believe in banks, and you have a short attention span. CHRIS: Huh? I forgot what we were talking about.