CHRIS: I'm trying to find out who my best friend is, Boardy. BOARDY (reading a book titled "Science For Geniuses"): Hmmm. I suppose that I could be your best friend. My earliest memory is of you, and the kindness you showed toward me. Of course, I could already HAVE a best friend. I don't have any memory of where I came from. By being YOUR best friend, I could be betraying some-- CHRIS: Quiet, Boardy! I'm asking Barton again if he's my best friend.