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GREED: THE SERIES
Like the movie GREEDY, but without Michael J. Fox as a bowler.

(9pm, Fox)
BEHIND THE SCENES AT DARIA
We finally get to see what the actress who plays Daria is like when she's not playing Daria. I'm talking about the cartoon character who plays Daria, not the voice actress. I've confused myself now.
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My favorite webcomic is about a talking monkey named Chuckle Hound who lives with an unlucky teenager named George Glass. There's also cats in it.

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DISTURBING PICTURES, FAN MAIL, AND PARKEMON
January 25, 2000

Inspired by the current storyline, reader David Tesler E-Mailed me this disturbing image of ALF that was sent to him by his fiancée. Whatever the case, I'm sure we'll all have nightmares tonight.

Sorry I haven't written a HAPS in so long, and that the first HAPS of the year 2000 prominently features an erotic photo of ALF. I've been equal parts busy and lazy. I've been bulazy. Or labusy. Anyway, since I'm here, how about looking at some of the cool fan mail I've received lately? I don't put enough fan mail in this space.

Dale Chester wrote "Man, I would nominate your site, to be one of THE best sites on the internet....your comics are funny as.  My favourite is... "So do you have a resume?" .... "I don't understand"....lol, My only complaint...is that I've run out of comics to read.   Keep up the good work man." Thanks, Dale! I understood most of that.

Dave Kelly typed "'Ha Ha Ha!  Feh!' That's what I have to say about this silly comic so far...'Slambo Asscrap!'  Was a funny week. and, of course, those eyes... Bobby!  Stop staring at me!!!"

Reuben King said "I have to tell you your comic is one of the best I've ever seen.  What gets me the best are ones like the janitor story and the drug cookies. heh.. Jork is pretty damned funny too! Keep up the fine work, my friend. Have you ever tried getting your stuff syndicated?" Thanks, Reuben! No, haven't tried submitting SUPEROSITY to the syndicates yet, but I plan to try soon. I'll let everyone know how it goes.

PvP's Toonhound wrote this lovely review: "Ok, this is one wild and wacky strip! Chris Crosby, the artist who draws Superosity, has created a cast of characters that are so hilariously goofy looking that you will begin to laugh even before you have read the first words in the strip! Chris has got to be one of the hardest working fellows in the online comic strip business! There is nothing this guy won't do to promote his site, and all his hard work is paying off! In addition to his daily comic strip (always in full color), Chris' site also includes a lot of other cool things to check out. His recent animated short, PARKEMON, is a great example of the comedic surprises Chris will spring on you from time to time! Chris' great sense of humor combined with his remarkably fun style of drawing make Superosity one of the Internet's best online comic strips! This site is not to missed!"

That was pretty keen, huh? I'll try to put more fan mail here from now on. And now, some news! Film Roman, the animation company that produces THE SIMPSONS and KING OF THE HILL, have launched an online cartoon network called Level13.net. My own first animated short, PARKEMON, is one of the debut features on their site! Look for it in Level 4, the Flash animation section.

HAPPY MILLENNIUM!
December 31, 1999

Gosh. 2000. The year is changing, and the first two digits in it aren't "19." That's weird. Don't you think? I thought there would be a lot of strange things in the year 2000. I didn't think we've have jet packs and flying cars, because everybody knows those things don't show up until 2010 or 2015. But I did think things would be very different.

And things ARE different! The internet is changing the way we communicate and think and deliver comic strips to people. There are a bunch of successful animated series on prime time TV (remember when "Fish Police" and "Hollywood Dog" didn't take off, and everyone decided they could never ever duplicate the success of "The Simpsons"?). The President isn't named Bush (this one could change back any moment, apparently). And, thanks to the first thing I mentioned, I'm doing a daily comic strip in full color that thousands of people read and enjoy (well...they read it, anyway).

That's pretty keen. I'd like MORE thousands of readers to read my strip, because I'm incredibly greedy, but this is a good start. I can't think of anything else to write. I'm not very good at this sort of thing. I could be much more witty and touching, but that takes effort. :)

Happy new year. I love you.

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