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I NEED YOUR OPINION
October 25, 2006

I really want to get an honest-to-goodness book collection of SUPEROSITY published finally after all these years, but I need some external inspiration to take the time to put it together. The book I'm thinking of collects all of the 2005 strips. HIGHLIGHTS: Arcadia goes crazy thanks to heart-shaped nanobots, Chris proposes to her, the gang blasts off into space exploration, that crazy-looking alien Seep is introduced, Barton dies (for the first time), Alan finds religion, and Chris and Boardy move to South Dakota briefly. The book would run about 216 pages long all in full color, have a foreword by Ain't It Cool News celebrity "Moriarty" (otherwise known as Drew McWeeny), and cost $19.99. Would you buy it? If so, please E-Mail me just to let me know you're interested in this sort of thing. Thanks!

29 YEARS OF DRAMEDY
September 15, 2006

I turn 29 today. I celebrated the earliest hours of the birthday by watching a movie called THE BENCHWARMERS on DVD. This is how I felt as I watched it...


Rob Schneider, Jon Heder, and David Spade are the new Marx Brothers. Only better.

HAPPY FREE COMIC BOOK DAY!
May 6, 2006

Today you can get a free copy of KEENSPOT SPOTLIGHT 2006 (featuring a page of SUPEROSITY comics) at your local (participating) comic book shop.

YEAR SEVEN ENDS, YEAR EIGHT BEGINS.
March 1, 2006

2,558 strips. Seven years. Seven fans. Happy anniversary, Magnificent Seven.

EXTRA COMIC TODAY
January 31, 2006

There's a new comic by me up at Biggest Webcomic Loser today.

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER
January 25, 2006

I will now attempt to become the Biggest Webcomic Loser. Every pound I lose from this day forward is worth a dollar amount. $700 ($2 per pound) has already been pledged. That money will go to help starving sick kids via UNICEF, possibly the most worthy charity on the planet, when I reach my goal. If I don't reach my goal, I'll be denying those kids the money they desperately need, and I'll feel like the biggest loser on the planet (and not in a GOOD way). Want to help shame me into losing weight? Make a pledge.

GOT AN iPOD? PUT SUPEROSITY COMICS ON IT!
January 8, 2006

A new service called Clickwheel is supplying comics formatted for the iPod, and SUPEROSITY is one of them. If you think it'd be cool to see my little comic on your iPod, go here and download some. I'll be uploading select favorite one-shot strips to Clickwheel on a regular basis (they're paying me to do so) so you can check out my Clickwheel page regularly to pick up some new iPod comics. Also, while we're talking iPods, subscribe to the Keentoons Video Podcast Network if you haven't already (it's #24 on the iTunes Top 100 as I type this so I'm assuming some of you have already). I'm the "executive producer" of this animated cartoon network for the iPod, and I love it. I think it may be THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE, as they say. With any luck on my part, you will see an animated cartoon written by yours truly airing on the Network sometime before the end of 2006. Stay Keentooned! (I apologize in advance for that last remark.)

2006? OKAY.
January 1, 2006

Happy new year. Here's hoping 2006 is better than 2005. And also, that aliens land on the White House lawn and shake the President's hand. That would be AWESOME.