MASK: Hmmmm. What with the success of that "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" film, perhaps we should write our OWN British sci-fi comedy! GIZ: Uhhh... we're not British, Mask. And we can't write. We're housepets! MASK: SILENCE, NAYSAYER! I'm imagining the movie trailer in my head! NARRATOR: Coming this summer, a British sci-fi comedy like no other! ARTHUR DENT TYPE: I may be the last human alive in this dimension and timeline, but I'm just an average bloke and all I want is a nice cup of tea and some English Muffins or whatever! Biscuits! ALIEN: Humans are crazy! Blimey! NARRATOR: GIZ and MASK and New Line Cinema Present "WHEN IS TEA TIME IN OUTER SPACE?" (WARNING: Screenplay was co-written by the writer of "The Little Vampire.")
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