CHRIS: Boy, the Mayor of THIS nutty city has gotta be a real character! He's probably unbearably wacky. BOARDY: Gee, I hope not. CHRIS: He probably has a multi-colored handlebar mustache. BOARDY: That doesn't sound too unbearable. CHRIS: What if the mustache was made from the hair of hundreds of murderers, rapists, and sadists? And it was constantly dripping blood? GHOST blood? BOARDY: I wouldn't stand under it.