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CHRIS: I'm kind of ashamed of myself, Boardy. BOARDY: Good. Why? CHRIS: I have access to space travel, yet I barely use it! BOARDY: Oh. CHRIS: I mean, the only planet other than Earth that I've been to is the MOON! And everybody's been to the moon! If Captain Kirk were born yet, he'd slug me in the gut and steal my woman! BOARDY: The moon isn't a planet. CHRIS: WHAT?!