CHRIS: Oh, good! There's no one standing behind me angrily. AAAAA! CRAZY-LOOKING ALIEN: My once-proud race was shattered when you visit our planet two Earth-years from now. I've been sent back in time to demand that you reconsider space travel, saving us. CHRIS: How about I make you an officer on my ship instead? I need a crazy-looking alien on my crew. CRAZY-LOOKING ALIEN: Me? An OFFICER? You got a deal!