BOARDY: Are you syre exploring the universe is a good idea? There's a lot of evidence to suggest it will do a lot of harm. CHRIS: Oh, those aliens are just starved for attention. They're making a MOUNTAIN out of a TINY, TOY mountain. Look at Christopher Columbus. His actions may've killed a lot of Indians, but he did some GOOD stuff, too! BOARDY: But Columbus lived in the 15th century... he didn't know-- CHRIS: WAIT, are we talking about the same guy? I'm talking about the guy who directed "Home Alone".