CHRIS: Okay, who wants to be on my Going Away Team? We're taking a tiny spaceship down to Venus to make sure it's safe for the big ship to land on. BLACK DUDE: I'm stayin' right here, man. The Black Dude always gets killed first by the Venusians. BROCK: And then they kill the Fat Jerk! CHRIS: They DO?! Those purple-skinned bastards! Let's bomb them before I forget! BOARDY: You're all making wild assumptions about an alien race you didn't even know existed ten minutes ago. ARCADIA: And you installed NUCLEAR WARHEADS on the ship, so shut up!