CHRIS: Heya, Venusian crew member from the future. FUTURE VENUSIAN: Hi. CHRIS: So... now that we're done with Venus, you can tell me how I ruined your civilization. FUTURE VENUSIAN: You caused us to stop eating babies. This resulted in increased strength and longer life-spans. CHRIS: Uh... why is that bad-- FUTURE VENUSIAN: BABIES TASTE GOOOOD!