BROCK: So, Chris, what's my position on this ship? Can I be Captain? CHRIS: Sure. I mean, NO! I'm the Captain. You can be the cook. Your new name is "Chef." BROCK: CHEF? But I can't cook! CHRIS: Who cares? This ship is full of ALIENS. Cook something horrible and they'll think it's delicious. BROCK: Why? CHRIS: Hey Alien, you like eating burnt crap, right? ALIEN: LOVE it. CHRIS: See?