CHRIS: Thanks for cutting it so close in transporting me back to the ship, Boardy! BOARDY: Sorry about-- CHRIS: Seriously, I wasn't being sarcastic! I felt like I was in a big-budget Hollywood movie! BOARDY: I've never heard of a successful Hollywood movie where the hero is forced to eat a dead alien baby before he's executed. CHRIS: I never said SUCCESSFUL. I'm thinking of the kind of movie that's directed by George Clooney and loses $160 million. BOARDY: Oh.