CHRIS: They're making me their king as a compromise. They won't join our alliance of planets. They say that they're not "joiners" and that our uniforms are ugly. BOARDY: They won't join our alliance, but they WILL make you the LEADER of their entire planet? That's just crazy! CHRIS: Of course! They're ALIENS. They do ALIEN things. They eat their young! As King, I'm gonna try to reduce the rates of young eating significantly. I'm limiting them to one baby meal per day. ONE! That's it!