VICE COMMISSION ETSTO: And now, without further ado, please welcome our newest King... Chris! CHRIS: Thank you for that welcome, Vice Commissioner Etsto. Yes, I am your new King. Um... do I get an actual crown, or just this drawing of one on my jogging suit? VICE COMMISSIONER ETSTO: You've committed a federal offense by asking that. You will be executed at dawn. CHRIS: Fair enough.