BOBBY: Hey, let's go see "EPISODE III" again. Anakin's transformation from whiny white kid to cool black dude was quite inspiring. ALAN: We can't go watch a MOVIE on a day like this! Today is MEMORIAL DAY! We should be standing here silently, staring solemnly at a flag and remembering the brave souls who died for this country! ALL DAY LONG! BOBBY: Um... but the JEDI were kinda SIMILAR to the soldiers who-- ALAN (wearing YODA-shaped cap): YOU'VE CONVINCED ME, LET'S GO.