CHRIS: Watcha doin', Boardy? BOARDY: Studying our Mayor. CHRIS: There's no truth to the food poisoning rumors, are they? After "Primetime Live" ripped apart Paula Abdul, I don't think I can take another fallen idol. BOARDY: I don't know. The research I've done is full of giant holes. It's as if someone is purposefully blocking me from information on him. CHRIS: You don't think... is PAULA ABDUL behind it? BOARDY: Um... no. CHRIS: WHEW!