CHRIS: We're not making a FILM. We're actually voyaging into space. In a spaceship. A real one. GEEK 1: Yeah, RIGHT! Everybody knows that space travel is pure science fiction! GEEK 2: You on crack, Man-Boy. CHRIS: My spaceship is way up in orbit around the Earth right now. If we had a telescope you could probably see it. GEEK 1: This is such a rip-off of "Star Trek: First Contact"! Congrats! GEEK 2: HOORAY!