CHRIS: I notice you keep disobeying my order to vaporize the robot. Why? BOARDY: I'm not going to vaporize him on a whim. I spent HOURS building him. And he IS a living creature, after all. I will only kill him in self-defense. I don't take killing lightly. CHRIS: A "living creature"? He's ELECTRONIC! He's no more a living creature than the average video game character! BOARDY: The AVERAGE video game character? CHRIS: Yeah. Like SPYRO THE DRAGON. Pretty much any of them but MARIO. I'd have some trouble killing Mario... and Luigi. And Bionic Commando. BOARDY: Ah.