CHRIS: I would be more entertained by this if he was making a sucking noise, like he was eating spaghetti. BOARDY: Is being entertained ALL you care about? CHRIS: Of course not. If that was the case, I surely wouldn't be watching a robot duplicate of myself download the contents of the internet into his front tooth right now. BOARDY: What would you be doing instead? CHRIS: I dunno... watching a TV movie about a SUPERVOLCANO, probably.