ROBOT CHRIS: Why is this room gray? CHRIS: Because God painted it that color. (to Boardy) Boardy, this robot has a LOT of stupid questions. Let's stick a DSL cable into his mouth so he can suck all the wisdom out of the internet. BOARDY: There's WISDOM on the INTERNET? CHRIS: There BETTER be! It was built with MY tax dollars! BOARDY: If I was aware of everything that exists on the internet, I believe I'd go INSANE. CHRIS: Maybe that's HOW you go insane. BOARDY: God, I HOPE not.