CHRIS (watching STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE): Huh. The evil version of Captain Archer even has an evil DOG. I wonder if the evil version of ME also has an evil dog. GIZ: Gee! I hope not! CAPTION: Meanwhile in the Mirror Universe. EVIL CHRIS: Huh. The good version of Captain Archer even has a good DOG. I wonder if the good version of ME also has a good dog. EVIL GIZ: SHADDAP! I'M WATCHIN' THE TREK! JEEEZ!